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The Slow Death of the PCUSA

We may say that God is merciful in allowing this denomination to experience a slow death. Perhaps it is languishing so others may learn how not to taste a painful death.

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Dr. Uriesou Brito
Apr 23, 2025
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The bleeding of the mainline PCUSA is profound. Reverend Dykeotomy and Pastor Balless are incapable of turning a homily into mere verity. The complete exsanguination will come, give or take 25 years.

The summary thus far goes like this:

In the 1983 merger, there were over three million members. By the year of the rapture, AD 2,000, they were down to two m…

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